spicyshimmy:
stpitbull:
Oh god modern!Kirkwall Anders in his vengeance outfit oh god help
and of course the bag holds four or five notebooks and almost twenty different pens, so many of them out of ink, broken or chewed caps, notes scrawled over the lined and unlined pages—while hawke watches him across the chilly space, timing the perfect wrap him up in my arms because he looks cold approach.
Someone please tell me that there is a fic out there where modern!Anders becomes the vigilante Vengeance. *please*
(via theunlikelyheroine)
DAMN IT
My big fandom before Dragon Age was Stargate Atlantis. I had a delicious account where I saved all the links to the fanfics I read and liked, as well as links for other fandom fic.
I hadn’t used that account in a while, but I had a hankering for some McKay/Sheppard fic, so I went to the URL and QUELLE SUPRISE, it’s not there.
I try to log in, it doesn’t recognize the user name.
MY PORN IS GONE.
Hundreds and hundreds of links, gone! No het porn, no m/m porn, no f/f porn. No McShep. No LOTRiPS. No cracky porn, no novel-length porn, no drabbles. No porn sandwiches, no porn à la king.
Nothing.
This is the worst fandom day of my life. :(
did a Conchord just win a motherfucking Oscar?
missl0nelyhearts:
I THINK SO!
kiwi accents. yummo.
WHAT
JEMAINE OR BRENT BRET (OR MURRAY)
FOR WHAT
DETAAAIIILLLS FOR THOSE WITHOUT THE TV PLZ :(
ETA: I JUST REALIZED I CALLED BRET “BRENT”
BRENT IS MY HICK COUSIN, NOT A CONCHORD
GOD DAMN MY FINGERS
spicyshimmy:
i know the borderlines we drew between us, keep the weapons down, keep the wounded safe; i know our antebellum innocence was never meant to see the light of armistice day.
this this this oh man this all the time always
GUYS
GUYS
SOMEONE IS FILLING A KINK-MEME PROMPT I POSTED IN MARCH OF LAST YEAR
AND MY INTERNET WON’T LOAD THE THREAD PROPERLY GOD ARGH WHY
ack
My husband is sleeping on the couch I am sitting on. I am attempting to write my first porn, take three or four, and I officially just wrote the word “cock” instead of just implying the blowjob that is taking place and I really really want to wake him up so I can have a heart attack at him that I actually finally spit it out. Er, as it were.
I’m pretty sure I’m blushing at myself right now.
(Also, I want to ask him what on earth they call the leg parts of armor. Greaves? Is that what they call the whole thing or just the part on the lower leg?)
ALSO also, I don’t suppose anyone on here would be willing to look it over once I finish it? It’s a DA kink meme fill, but it’s my first one and I’m nervous and I need to know if it’s crap before I make too big a fool out of myself. Even though technically will know it is me, *I* will know it’s me which is bad enough.
the s.a.c. (superiority apartment complex): I require. . .a firm hand.
missl0nelyhearts:
chumblrs. sometimes i drift so exquisitely off the beaten path that i can’t even see it any more. i’ve just sort of hacked my way through this prettier, sexier part of the forest and pretended it was where i had meant to be going all along. yeah. this is TOTALLY where i wanted to end up. so…
omg you are the one behind Red Candles?
My heart has just grown three sizes for you
I am kind of afraid to know what your other meme fills are, because then I might burst
dccomicconfessions:
“The way to bring in new readers and fans isn’t rebooting. It’s creating a really good, really compelling TV show for kids and adults alike. Girls and kids will watch the shows. They won’t read swill like Catwoman. If DC works on a show that has the right amount of funny, dark, real, and smart writing, they will bring in new readers by the truckload. I wish they understood that.”
…don’t get me wrong here, I’d love to see another cleverly written superhero show, but uh - what exactly is wrong with the new Catwoman? Why is it swill? I am genuinely curious here.
